Male Bashing - Balanced Approach
Courtesy : Shyam Maller, my Batchmate from IIM-B 1985 - 87 Batch
Some serious male-bashing for folks who can stomach it !
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their face?
A: Because they are…
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
ground first?
A: Who cares?????…..
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created a woman!!!.
Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Pass this on to some women who need a laugh… and to men who can handle it!
Courtesy : Shyam Maller, my Batchmate from IIM-B 1985 - 87 Batch
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appa! you DO have a sense of humour after all! =] i like nos. 1, 3 and 4 haha! u realize its somewhat ironic that you are posting this on your blog, since you are a guy (which, regrettably, means that you add to the world male population). haha…this is your best post so far! =]
Hilarious