Pondicherry Sojourn

I spent couple of days at Pondicherry in the earlier part of this week, and always think of the timing of that visit given what happened during the later part of the same week !

You might have read that Cyclone “Thane” hit Pondicherry and caused extensive damage !!

Which is really a bad thing, and I just so narrowly escaped. Not that anything much would have happened, but it was a big cyclone causing destruction and loss of life in the Union Territory of Pondicherry and Cuddalore (which incidentally I passed through on the way to Chidambaram).

I don’t recall exactly when I had visited Pondicherry in the past, but I am sure that I atleast visited once. It was a nice cute town, and it no longer is one. I found that the town had become similar to any other small town of Tamil Nadu which is congested with narrow roads and heavy traffic. It was also dirty, and had hardly any pavements.

The only area which is really good-looking and neat is the “phoren” area of the French Quarters, with nice yet narrow lanes and beautiful houses. The French built a town of their own, and now the rest of the town is messed up. The French area still appears to remain intact. I really liked that area, and walked around a bit. It is located close to the rocky seashore as well, though one does not feel the effect of the sea in the leafy bylanes.

The Aurobindo Ashram is located in one such lane. There are several small and well-established restaurants in the area, and you can find a number of domestic and international tourists walking around. One important thing I noticed is that the whole area was a bit silent as compared to the rest of that noisy town. May be the Ashram culture of silence is percolating down to the lanes and the surrounding houses.

The hotels are rather expensive, the decent ones cost USD 100 or above per night. Anything at four star or above is not less than USD 200 and at this time of the year, the rates are shooting up towards even USD 400 ! I stayed at a nice place which had a three star rating, and there was simply no rooms available anywhere else. Looks like this is really a tourist town.

The family wanted to go to Chidambaram temple and so we drove to that town via the Cuddalore route. The small town of Cuddalore was horrible, with no decent roads – it was full of potholes and it took more than 25 minutes to cross the town across a distance of less than 2 to 3 Kms.

I also noticed that when you enter Pondicherry, there is a road permit charge of INR 300 if you are on a tourist car with a Tamil Nadu number plate coming from the Chennai side, and there is a toll fee of INR 32 when you cross over into Pondicherry. The same charges did not apply (there was not even a toll booth) when we re-entered Pondicherry on the way back from Chidambaram-Cuddalore, though Cuddalore is in Tamil Nadu.

The archaic road permit fee is an anachronism and should be discontinued. There is no receipt for the payment and probably they issue a stamp on a notebook kind of document. Why should crossing within India from one state to the other be taxed by the government ? It does not make sense.

Overall, my conclusion on Pondicherry is that it might be OK to visit once just to see the Ashram and take a boat ride in the Chunnambar backwaters. And, may be have some good meal. But, beyond that, I do not see much reason to revisit. Well, I forgot to add that liquor costs much less than in other parts of India. I had a good bottle of red wine which costed just INR 600 in a restaurant, which would have costed me not less than INR 1,600 in a Chennai restaurant.

In any case, it was a peaceful visit (without the cyclone effect) and relaxing – and the family enjoyed it, though it was just for 2 days. At the end of the day, that is what matters, right ?

Cheers,

Vijay Srinivasan
31st December 2011
Mumbai

Don Giovanni

Pondicherry has several exotic-sounding French restaurants, that is just to be expected in an erstwhile French colony. Readers who are not aware of Pondicherry should read up on its unique history, dominated by French culture and language. It is located some 167 Kms (around 100 miles) south of Chennai along the eastern coast line of India.

I was looking for a nice restaurant for lunch (today being my birthday) along with my family, having just returned to Pondicherry from a short trip to Chidambaram temple. Located Don Giovanni via TripAdvisor and then checked on it through couple of other websites. Though we had a few selections, decided to go for Italian lunch.

Don Giovanni is a roof-top restaurant located on Mission Street (around 50 feet from the Nilgiris shop corner). It serves Italian cuisine from the northern part of Italy (Bolognese) as the owner (Chef Massimiliano) hails from that region. He was friendly and sat down with us for a chat. He is married to an Indian and has been living in Pondicherry for the past 3 decades ! Knows a bit of Tamil as well !!

The food was simple and excellent. We had spaghetti, grilled chicken, greek salad, tiramisu, etc., Don Giovanni is different in providing authentic Italian taste with no flourishes and a nice ambience. The owner told us that the evenings are too full and today being a weekday at lunch time, there was not many people.

We took our own time and enjoyed the lunch. This place is reasonably priced and had a homely decor. The owner told us that he has the best Italian food in India !

If you are going to Pondicherry, do not miss a meal at Don Giovanni. You will enjoy it.

Cheers,

Vijay Srinivasan
27th December 2011
Mumbai

Old times from Beach Walking

It is funny how most of us like to take a walk on the beach, but rarely get to do so in the midst of hectic schedules, though plenty of beaches are available in India. Walking on a sandy beach is a good stress-reliever and I used to enjoy it, but it has been more than 18 long months since I have been on a beach, though I live in a city with several beaches.

This time though, I decided to visit the Besant Nagar Beach in Chennai, though most visitors would normally like to go to the Marina Beach, purportedly the second longest sandy beach in the whole world, stretching for several kilometres (which is the first longest one ?). This is a smaller one, far from the maddening crowds at the Marina Beach.

The Besant Nagar beach has white sand with less crowds and at this time of the year has a pleasant cool windy breeze. The sand does not really stick to you, which is the way I like it. The beach was not dirty like most other Indian beaches, and has hardly any plastic strewn around it, which was again environmentally a good thing.

I liked it today as no hawker approached me and disturbed my thoughts or actions. Incidentally, on this beach the hawkers are all centrally aligned along a stretch leading to the beach front. I do not support hawkers at all on a beach, but no amount of protest is going to remove hawkers from any Indian beach. I do not patronize the hawkers at all, except may be the ones who are outside the beach area on the pavement. Consumption of any food or drinks should be prohibited on any beach.

A beach without plastic, without hawkers, without balloons – that is just a dream in India. But in any case, I liked the Besant Nagar Beach which was decent and met some of my criteria for being a good beach providing a decent environment for people who come to enjoy a beach.

I did not see any life guards on the beach (not surprising), but neither did I see any warning signs. The tides were a bit high, and people including families with kids were in knee-deep and some in waist-deep water, enjoying themselves. But again, that is the way it is in most Indian beaches, except may be in Goa. People could not care less about their own personal safety, they came here to get a free entertainment and they were not going to be dissuaded.

I saw a few well-maintained horses, and my son elected to take a ride for just about USD 1 per ride lasting some 5 minutes. We are allowed to take pictures, and the horse walks with my son seated on the horse along the beach and returns after a few minutes. A good stress-reliever, I guess.

The best thing about a beach walk is that one gets to forget his cell phone and his computer, gets to walk on a sandy beach with eyes focused on sea waves, with his face getting brushed by cool sea breeze. I believe that this is good stress-buster which is free of charge, and few other things can match its benefits, it is critical to switch off your cell phone though ! and, do not tolerate any disturbance of any kind !!

Enjoy the breeze and the sea ! It is free !! And, do not disturb the ecosystem !!!

Cheers,

Vijay Srinivasan
25th December 2011
Mumbai

Against Interlocutors

This is not a new topic in my blog.

I have consistently advised my close circle of friends and relatives that intermediaries are just that – they are used to negotiate a position wherever necessary. They are more suitable to act as go-betweens in a conflict between two nations. They should not perform that role between two persons or between a person and God.

There is nothing better than direct negotiations between two persons who are embroiled in a conflict. The same goes for relationship with a super-natural force, such as God.

However, whatever be the religion, or whatever be the nationalities, man has long depended on interlocutors to solve problems, especially the thorny ones. But, it is also a fact that such efforts rarely lead to lasting peace.

There are many examples, the most recent one being the panel of interlocutors appointed by the Government of India to negotiate with the militants of Jammu & Kashmir State. It is not going anywhere. Except where the issue is mostly of a technical nature, I believe intermediaries won’t be able to make a big impact. Where it concerns passion and extremism, and super-natural forces, it would be hard for interlocutors to perform their function effectively.

Though, it is a fact that we try to do most things in life through intermediaries, even in the digital world. This is one reason why corruption is now a raging topic in India.

The value-addition by intermediaries is questionable, and the strength and stability of the people seeking intermediaries is also strongly questionable. When we seek peace with spirit or God, that is for us as individuals to achieve in our own ways. If one cannot discover the good in oneself, he would never be able to achieve peace with God. Any attempt by him/her to achieve peace with the help of an intermediary would be futile.

The world does not understand this fact, and continues to belabour with interlocutors whenever the opportunity arises. The priests and swamis and go-betweens are more than happy to oblige.

The other major issue with the average man is that he symbolizes the intermediary as identical to the divine influence he is seeking, thereby making a God out of a Man. It is not only predominant in the Eastern cultures, we have seen evidence of this happening in Western cultures as well, and even today. Any example I give is likely to antagonize people, so I am avoiding direct references in this blog post.

It is critical to synchronize one’s thoughts with a higher level of engagement by oneself, instead of looking for outside help. No outside help is necessary. The same goes for resolution of issues between two states or two nations or two factions. Direct negotiation is always the best course of action, because eventually we have to live with each other – interlocutors will disappear.

I might have been a bit vague out here, but my readers will understand what I am driving at. Personally, I prefer the digital world of direct interaction to seek out what I want and resolve issues directly. You might simply ask – is God digital ? Yes, he is, but that discussion for some other time !

Wishing you all “Season’s Greetings” for a wonderful Christmas and New Year !!

Cheers,

Vijay Srinivasan
25th December 2011
Mumbai

Worsening Chennai

I spent the past couple of days in Chennai.

I was really surprised to see the rapid deterioration in the environment – high level of pollution, huge traffic jams, massive construction especially that of the metro railway system leading to big difficulties in commuting for the general public, lousy unfixed roads not dissimilar to what one sees in Mumbai with potholes and craters, et al.

What happened to the neater version of Chennai which people boasted about ?

It is no longer neat either – there were big dumps of waste in several places that I travelled to in Chennai metropolitan area. It was painful to see obstruction of traffic by vehicles parked indiscriminately in heavy traffic areas, and no action being taken against the offenders. I did see police confiscating motor bikes in the Panagal Park area in T.Nagar, but not in any other place in the city.

One positive thing I did notice is the ease in crossing certain congested areas via newly constructed flyovers. Even though these flyovers were quite narrow, having these was better than what was the situation before.

But I got a feeling that the city has got “poorer” in terms of the deterioration in the quality of life and environmental degradation all across the city. The indifferent attitude of people does not help, as most Chennai folks seem more interested in what is inside their houses, not really what is at their doorsteps.

But life goes on. There seems to be more people on the streets than ever, indicating an increase in the migrant population of the city. It is obvious that the city is becoming an economic magnet for the manufacturing sector and IT industry, and it is giving a good competition to Bangalore because of its supposedly good infrastructure.

It won’t be long for the corporates to discover the problems, unless the government moves fast to fix the long list of issues facing the citizens.

Cheers,

Vijay Srinivasan
24th December 2011
Mumbai

A Comparison with Michigan

I met one of my classmates from old times yesterday.

We spent sometime discussing the current economic situation in India and what is happening in the U.S. My friend runs a specialized software company in Michigan, U.S.A.

It was very surprising when he pointed out that he pays a real estate rental cost of just USD 1,600 per month for some 6,000 Sq Ft of decent office space in the U.S. That works out to something like INR 15 per Sq Ft per month, which is an incredibly low figure, compared to anywhere between INR 60 and INR 125 in Mumbai or Chennai. Even if I take a figure of INR 25 for the Michigan real estate, India is more than twice that figure for comparable buildings with good facilities.

My friend did say that while the costs in the U.S. are going up by some 2 to 3% per annum (I thought it would be higher), the reason for the big difference is that the Indian costs have risen rapidly over the past few years. I know for sure that high quality real estate for office buildings in Mumbai cost around INR 200 or more per Sq Ft per month. So things do seem to be out of control in terms of costing in India.

The reasons could be manifold, but it is really the matter of supply and demand. Demand for high quality real estate in India has far outstripped the supply for quite a long time now, though the supply is catching up. But costs should have come down by now. Though the market is really “soft” now, the costs are not coming down. This shows the artificial nature of real estate market in India.

I was further surprised when my friend said that he hardly purchases anything in India these days, despite the fact that the USD is ruling high at more than INR 52 per dollar. I asked him why, as I thought it would be the most appropriate time for non-resident Indians to spend their dollars in India.

But he said that even a simple good quality office shirt costs something like USD 40 in India (from Zodiac), whereas he can get a decent one in the U.S. for somewhere between USD 10 to 15. Even a better quality shirt in the U.S. costs half of what unsuspecting folks pay in a “poor” country like India.

He felt that prices of most items in shopping malls in India are ridiculously high, and he would not spend his money here but rather reserve the same for spending in the U.S.

That is not encouraging for India.

We should look at the U.S. for buying our textiles (!) but we can do nothing about real estate !!

Wishing You all a Merry Christmas (we are approaching 25th December in just about an hour from now in India),

Cheers,

Vijay Srinivasan
24th December 2011
Mumbai

Ralph Craven Sauvignon Blanc

Ralph Craven ?

Never heard of that wine maker from India.

It is always intriguing when some Indian winemaker uses a “phoren” (foreign) sounding name in his product. I looked at the bottle and there was nothing unusual, except that the winery (Associates Wines) was totally unknown.

I have always first tried the white wine from Indian wineries to start with (unless they don’t make one) as white wines demonstrate their ability to make a good wine of complexity and the whites go well with Indian food so pairing can be tried out. And, it is always very difficult to make a good Sauvignon Blanc (easier to make the Chenin Blanc or a Riesling).

I saw Ralph Craven at a good wine shop which I probably visit once a month in a reputed mall. It was displayed along with the Sula and Grover and other known Indian wines. I am not averse to trying something new when it comes to wines (of course this practice has resulted in some disasters in the past). I studied the wine for sometime, looked it up on the web using the mobile phone, and then decided to give it a try.

Price-wise it was little high for a totally unknown wine (I have not seen this wine earlier at all, being a regular visitor at two other wine shops). Usually unknown wines in India are in the USD 6 to 8 range, This wine was priced at USD 10 marking a limit which is usually reserved for good Whites such as the Sula Chenin Blanc onwards, which has a positive reputation. So, I guessed incorrectly that the wine should indeed be competing with Sula winery, and its wines ought to be good.

The Sauvignon Blanc from Ralph Craven was not a bad wine. I would definitely pay USD 6 for it, but not USD 10. What I missed while reading about this wine was the statement “delicately crafted grapes from imported clones of low yield” – so after all the wine is made from clones of better grapes from somewhere outside India, but clones can never match the original, can they ?

The wine did have a green yellow colour but it was not sweet as I expected – it had the guava aroma which I could decipher, but I am not that intimately familiar with gooseberry so I could not detect that aroma. The tasting notes did not exist in full on the winery’s website, but I agree with their claim that the wine had some lingering taste with some good finish.

But in no way it could match with better quality wines from the Sula Winery and other wineries of repute. The Sauvignon Blanc variety is expected to display some good complexity and a complex taste with an aroma distinctly different from that of the Chenin Blanc or a Chardonnay – typically a Sauvignon Blanc should be dry, crisp, refreshing in a fresh way, and should exhibit some acidity. I did not get this feel with the Ralph Craven.

And, as a regular wine taster for many years, I think I can come good on this assessment and decide not to again make the mistake of buying the Ralph Craven Sauvignon Blanc. Unfortunately, once I make this decision, I would usually avoid any wine from that source, so there goes the opportunity to try the reds from Ralph Craven !

Enjoy the rest of what is left of the Sunday evening !!

Cheers,

Vijay Srinivasan
18th December 2011
Mumbai

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

I saw this Tom Cruise movie today.

My overall rating is just “average” – something like 7 upon 10. The movie is full of action sequences which most people will enjoy – these are gripping and as good as any. But the movie lacks a clear story line which is credible and potentially achievable.

The best part of the movie is the Burj Khalifa (world’s tallest tower) action with Tom Cruise climbing up and then scarily falling down the tower in an effort to infiltrate the server room. Amazing, and I believe Tom Cruise did it himself ! Overall that part of the movie where there is big action in Dubai is the best part of the movie.

Apart from that, I do not see a reason to see the movie. It is not believable, unlike the Bourne Identity kind of movies. There should be some element of credibility to the whole thing – it is simply not possible to bomb the Kremlin. It is not something which happens easily, and the remote-controlled balloon was laughable. Not only that, the sequence which leads to fooling the Russian Guard at the Kremlin Archives is nothing but complete hogwash.

The movie (like many other Moscow or Russia-focused Hollywood movies) would make you believe that the Russians and the Russian Government are composed of fools who can be taken for an easy ride. Nothing is farther from the truth. Russians are as capable as the Americans when it comes to technological muscle in warfare, ICBMs, nuclear weapons, et al. It would be incredulous to think that they can easily be fixed or the nuclear launch codes can be stolen easily from the Russian archives. That sounds simply ridiculous.

Americans have long succeeded in convincing the world that Russians are second grade when it comes to nuclear warfare, and this movie again proves that the most critical nuclear launch codes could, not only be stolen easily but could be used effectively from remote locations without political or governmental controls. How would that be possible, as a wrong action would lead to a world war of insurmountable difficulties and destruction ? The movie never shows any government or political figure, and the Russian submarine commander takes instruction from a remote person to finally authorize launching of the missile !

Well, well, we are not such fools to believe all this stupid movie stuff. But that is essentially what the movie is made of. It is full of make-believe actions based on unbelievable stuff.

While the car chase scene in Dubai in the middle of the sandstorm, and in Mumbai in the midst of heavy pedestrian traffic, and such actions are good to watch, these are not something unseen before. There are many such movies from Hollywood, so nothing unique about this material.

Anil Kapoor comes as not so effective an actor in just about some 3 to 4 minutes of this over 135 minutes movie (fairly long). And, what he does is childish and not so impactful to the movie as such. The Mumbai leg of the movie does not really impart any meaning, why should it be Mumbai ? Why is that an Indian media company’s access to a Soviet-era military satellite be used to send missile launch codes to a submarine-based ICBM ?

And the ICBM itself ? It is completely laughable, it looks like a toy hitting some TV tower in San Francisco. That simply is not an ICBM.

All in all, an average movie.

Cheers,

Vijay Srinivasan
19th December 2011
Mumbai

This Year’s Darwin Awards

Courtesy: Anu, my IIM-B Classmate

Year’s Darwins are out!
Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up inLong Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And now, the honorable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company,expecting negligence,sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15 , which begs the question: If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake.. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.

In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family….unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

Courtesy: Anu, my IIM-B Classmate

Cheers,

Vijay Srinivasan
17th December 2011
Mumbai

A Difficult Decision

A very difficult week is coming up.

It is the week when the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) would release some important report on the Indian Economy. All eyes are on the Governor of the RBI, Mr Subba Rao. RBI is the central bank of India, the equivalent of the Federal Reserve or the Bank of England, or the Monetary Authority.

What will he do or not do ?

The interest rates which the RBI has used some 17 or 18 times in the past 21 months to curb the inflationary pressures in the Indian Economy have failed to control inflation. Inflation is still very high at probably around 8 to 9%, while the food-specific inflation has come down significantly for the first time in more than a year.

India is facing challenges from multiple corners of the economy.

India’s trade deficit is rising fast, as the gap between imports and exports is widening every day with oil imports taking the prime place. On the other hand, the Indian Rupee is depreciating fast for as-yet-unspecified reasons, becoming the worst performing currency in the Asia Pacific region, with a drop of over 18% against the US Dollar. This has hugely impacted the importers, Indian tourists overseas and Indian students overseas, while exporters especially the Information Technology companies have benefited.

So, there you go – a widening trade deficit + a worsening currency exchange rate with apparently no bottom + a persistently high inflation + high cost of operation due to the very high interest rates + lack of decision-making at the highest levels in the Indian Central (Federal) Government, all these factors are combining to hit the Indian Economy. The GDP growth rate is likely to fall below 7% despite optimistic government estimate of 7.5%.

With all the above background (and probably much more statistics on hand), what will the RBI Governor do ? My guess is that he will keep the rate steady and will not drop the rate. It is still too early to come to the conclusion that inflation has been curtailed. Of course, he will have to weigh the balance between growth compulsions and inflation. I am sure he will be subtly told by the Finance Minister to consider the growth prospects that would result if the interest rate could come down.

But then, the independence of the RBI has been well established. I have not seen the RBI acting at the behest of anyone. I myself strongly believe that the interest rate should be left untouched for another 90 days till the end of March 2012, before making a decision to bring it down based on further economic data. A softening bias can be indicated now without any adjustments to the various rates. Policy-making at the apex economic level cannot be held hostage to the urgent demands of growth when inflation is eating away any growth.

We are going to wait and see. But I would bet on the outcome I have described above. This would be better for the Indian Economy in the medium term, rather than follow some of the other central banks which have started dropping the rates.

Have a good weekend,

Cheers,

Vijay Srinivasan
17th December 2011
Mumbai