Few Definitions

Courtesy : Sanjay Mahajan, my classmate from the IIMB 1985 - 87 Batch

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated By feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

Courtesy : Sanjay Mahajan, my classmate from the IIMB 1985 - 87 Batch

Cheers

Vijay Srinivasan
13 May 2007
Mumbai

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Sense of Purpose

I have been thinking about this topic for a couple of days.

Most people around seem to be carrying out their daily lives in a predetermined sequence of actions to earn their livelihood, raise their families, make some money, et al. How many people really execute their lives with a sense of purpose and mission ? Does life have a greater meaning, a goal, a serious sense of purpose, for most people ?

I think not even educated and professional folks seem to be having a comprehensive vision on what they wish to achieve in life. Recently I was reminded of this when I saw the question on future plans and vision in University application forms for my daughter’s admission. Universities seem to be wanting to find out which applicants have a higher sense of purpose in life, which one of them have really thought through what they wish to do with their lives, is there any role envisaged for a service to the society at large, etc., This set me thinking, as I was also searching for a meaning in life’s greater landscape.

I read an article in International Herald Tribune (”The Comfort of medical studies” by Daniel Klein - “IHT Daniel Klein” ) in which there was an interesting study mentioned - by S.K. Bhattacharya and H.K. Battacharya - and the quote from this article is as follows - “For too many unenlightened people, life has no meaning, no ever-present goal that gives them daily purpose. But for a person who wakes up every morning with an acute itch, what to do next is self-evident”. Please read the article which has no relation to the topic that I am now writing about, but I liked this quote out of context.

Having a sense of purpose is more critical than just feeling good. One may dress well, have the right kind of diet, work-out to maintain a trim figure, engage in social networking at parties, etc., but I think all of this and more are not the same as developing, focusing and maintaining a clear sense of direction and purpose in life. By doing so, I would not be surprised if one also feels good and achieves good health. Meaning appears to be more important than Form. Coming together they would be a potent combination for success and fulfillment in life. It also leads to happiness in whatever you set out to do in life.

One’s sense of purpose is very important to leverage and maximize one’s potential, creativity, and imagination. It helps to focus intensely at life’s problems and opportunities and helps one to make the right move forward. Think of the power of purpose ! If only you can align and focus your energies and passion going after the purpose in life !! You could achieve what an Einstein achieved in his life. Never defocus from your greater sense of purpose in life.

Have a wonderful weekend and week ahead, folks ! And write down your Statement of Purpose rightway, if you don’t have one as yet !!

Vijay Srinivasan
24 Feb 2007
Mumbai

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Pune Drive

I took a drive for the second time in four months on the Mumbai - Pune Expressway. This time it was different for two reasons - my family was with me, and secondly, I did part of the driving.

My report card - the Expressway is good stuff, it is definitely far superior to anything else I have seen in India (I haven’t seen most of it though). People say it is much better than the old highway, though the old one I believe has more scenic sections and winding roads around the ghat.

However, there were several negatives - one is that it took a long time to reach the expressway on both sides, much worse on the Mumbai side. There is a confusing section on the Mumbai side, wherein one pays Rs 25 as toll charge to get into a bad highway stretch, before one gets into the Pune Expressway by paying Rs 118 as toll fee. I don’t understand why they are not able to integrate both into one seamless experience from Vashi all the way to Pune. Then, there were several open sections in the middle of the expressway which allowed drivers to take a dangerous U-turn, this is extremely dangerous and forces people on the high-speed rightmost lane to break hard - they hardly expect anyone to join them from the right anyway !

Apart from these, there are the usual Indian driving madness when you are chased by small mini-sized/pint-sized cars of the Alto, Suzuki Swift types who are so fast that there is not even any time for you to move to the left lane to allow them to pass by. Indian drivers also are not able to keep their a** on the lane, they keep moving left and right all the time which I found was totally unnecessary. I thought they must be enjoying their new-found freedom even if they are really not chasing anyone. But it is dangerous in ghat sections, when the number of lanes drops from three to two and the speed limit is only 30 KMPH. Youngsters have hot blood, but I even found middle-aged and older drivers taking a swing at it - may be they thought that having paid Rs 118, they have temporary ownership of the Expressway.

Apart from all of these observations, the one which made me compare with highways elsewhere was the quality and finish of the expressway. There were continuous undulations on the surface of the expressway which one will constantly feel at the rated speed of 80 KMPH or less. This means that you will feel a series of small jerks as though the road is a series of small bumps. The journey is not one smooth straight one, though the road is a straight road cutting through the Western Ghat.

We enjoyed the two long and one short tunnel we passed through. I maintained a constant speed of 80 KMPH, not because I am a good conscientious driver, but because my Toyota Innova vehicle is not even two months old and prior to first service, cannot be raced. Otherwise, one would normally be tempted, having gone through the lousiest road conditions on the Mumbai side - probably the worst in all of India. It is not unusual to heave a sigh of relief when you see a good expressway with much less traffic due to the toll, and some elation at having been able finally to press the accelerator.

The Innova is a sturdy one - I could never feel that I was cruising at 80 KMPH, except when I was forced to overtake some slow speed vehicles which should not have been in the right most lane in the first place. Almost every small and big car overtook me, as they were going at not less than 120 KMPH, given that there is no radar speed device on this expressway.

I was amazed to see bulls on the section of the old highway between Talegaon and Lonavla, which I was forced to take while returning as I had to see someone in Talegaon. Everybody waited patiently to let the farmer cross the highway - I guess he had no option but to cross the highway since probably his house was on the other side and he couldn’t care less about the developments coming his way.

The hilly environment on the expressway ghat sections is truly scenic. I commented to my wife that in certain section of the expressway, one cannot tell the difference between India and New Zealand. It was simply superb, and I enjoyed the ride, given that I was able to drink in the scenery with my slow speed ! The evening sunset was amazing, as the sun fell through the gaps in the mountains.

The quality of the rest rooms on the expressway was found much wanting - looking good from the outside, but stinking inside. There was no sight of any cleaner, the place was totally slippery, and had no air blowers. Absolutely abnoxious. I thought about the clean restrooms on the North - South Highway system in Malaysia - truly world class.

I liked the fact that the expressway authorities have clearly displayed the emergency contact numbers all over, and I saw the emergency crew at several places, meaning that they really seem to be working ! There were several phones on the way. If only they could enforce good driving habits on those rash drivers……..and implement speed controls, we could have a much safer journey.

India is on the economic expressway though. Every city seems to be booming, people are very optimistic, the economy does not depend on the U.S., domestic consumption is growing fast, and India seems to be truly on its way to economic stardom this year……and potentially, for the next 5 years. Welcome to Mumbai - Pune Expressway, and enjoy the ride !

Have a wonderful week ahead,

Best Regards

Vijay Srinivasan
5 Nov 2006
Mumbai

From Gateslife to Jobslife

Today, I finally got our Apple iMAC G5 from the repair centre, with a new hard disk replacing the damaged one. Almost all the applications and data were recovered, thanks to a dedicated Apple geek. Since Mumbai has many film studios and digital editing facilities, the number of Apples in Mumbai could easily be the highest in India, and so apparently the Apple skills available in the city are substantial as well.

It has been a problem for me to handle the vagaries of Windows XP on the home laptop for the past couple of months. Given that there is no choice in an office environment where Gates has a stranglehold, I was only too happy to retire for the day with my iMAC. The deprivation of Apple from the life’s routine does have an impact once you are used to the ease of use and elegance of Apple.

Further, some of my Singapore friends teased me as to the predicament of living in India - “I told you so” types. I am sure they will be surprised to learn that I got the iMAC fixed after all - it took around a week and costed approximately S$ 60 ! The hard disk replacement was free due to the existing international warranty. The cost was more for the labour involved in data recovery.

Now, I have commissioned the Apple iMAC at my home, and successfully connected the Airport to the wireless network at home, which I have learnt how to secure with WEP encryption (128 bits). Though there were just two other wireless networks in the vicinity of my apartment complex, I thought that the real “technical” Indian geeks would know how to tap into my PC or Apple for that matter, if I do not take the pains to encrypt my transmissions. Given that there were lots of young people working in the Mindspace Complex, it was a prudent decision, though I did not see any of them using a laptop in the “Cafe Coffee Day” coffee shop, India’s answer to Starbucks. This was surprising to me - in Bangalore, for instance, I saw many of the coffee drinkers surfing the free Wi-Fi internet at coffee shops. Mumbai does not seem to have the same buzz as Bangalore when it comes to IT people and adoption of IT/Wireless Networks either for home or the office. Offices are largely ethernet cable wired.

I am publishing this blog using the Apple Safari browser, which seems to have been recently updated. One of my favourites on the Apple is “Software Update” - I used to keep checking this facility once in 3 - 4 days to see whether Apple has provided updates. This is a much more elegant update facility than the Windows Update tool which is clumsy and non-intuitive.

I now also have iLIFE 06 and iWORK 06 though I haven’t extensively used them - not being a member of .MAC community, and having built my own website (with the help of my ex-colleague Gopi) - not this one you are browsing - I would like to figure out how to use iWEB to publish to my own server site at Bluehost. This is going to be interesting, and avoids some of the complicated tools that I got to learn otherwise, which Gopi often pointed out were actually in his realm of knowledge, and should not be easily learnable, otherwise what is the difference between a geek like him and an ordinary blogger like me ? Right, Gopi ?!

Well folks, I am now at peace with my Apple, though not fully utilising the same as there is a queue to use the same behind me, and would like to explore the intricacies if time permits. In the meanwhile, let Steve Jobs keep us Apple aficianados (Danesh, check the spelling please) busy and expectant. He is one hell of a savvy geek.

All the best for the weekend and the week ahead folks,

Best Regards

Vijay Srinivasan
9th Sep 2006
Mumbai

Delhi’s Difference

I am spending time in Delhi this week, going through a short induction program. It has been hectic, but one cannot but notice the rapid strides in infrastructure at Delhi, as compared to any other city in India. A concerted effort to quickly build out highways and the Metro network is showing results - finally, Delhi is starting to look like any other advanced country’s capital city !

Well, the way they drive in Delhi is altogether a different matter, but not that different as compared to other major cities of India. My car had couple of close encounters of the flesh kind today, in the second instance when I was returning at about 7 PM to the hotel where I was staying - my head hit the ceiling of the door side while the driver sudden-breaked to avoid a cyclist who was backpedalling into the highway. Ofcourse, everyone is resilient, and goes about their normal way of doing things (in the wrong manner ofcourse) the moment the immediate danger passes by. This cannot be witnessed in any other country. Welcome to Indian driving. If you want to read about the way drivers in Singapore behave, please read one of my earlier blogposts on the matter.

So, today I learnt that it may not be a bad idea to be religious in a certain important way. When you get into the car in India, you are surrendering to the “fate god” who is actually the driver. The driver may be good, may not be good, you can’t really say till your Hindi is tested. If you don’t know Hindi, the only thing you can trust is your own instinct - gut feel, so to say. If you are not good in instinctive way of thinking on your feet, then you have to depend on God in this case. You may entrust God with your safe ride. Look outside the car, and you can see very “determined” mad drivers who could be executives and managers in companies, who have the sole intent of getting to their office before anyone else does, and don’t bother whether, in that process, they turn arrogant and sometimes cause bedlam.

Coming back to infrastructure and “architectural” beauty, I think Delhi remains unsurpassed in India. The elegant Moghul architecture always enchants me with its ambience, and timeless sense of beauty. Delhi has had a long history for anyone who cares to read up. Indian History text books in schools used to be full of the history of Delhi and Moghul emperors.

So much for Delhi’s difference. Hope it maintains the elegance in the new townships springing up all around. Gurgaon is amazing, looks like it is from North America. Gleaming blue and steel buildings all over the place, good roads, coffee shops in buildings, international companies, lots of youngsters coming to work - this is the microcosm of New, Emerging India !

Welcome to Delhi !

Best Regards

Vijay Srinivasan
8 June 2006
DELHI

A Different World and JBW’s Farewell

In the past 3.5 years, I developed a good deal of understanding on how the academic world works and what exactly drives academics (atleast the ones I came to connect with). Before this period, my thinking was totally different - I always thought the academic world is arcane and tradition-bound, and academics are inscrutable and commanded respect due to their seeming brilliance and impenetrability.

Was I wrong - ofcourse, people are always in a perceived sense of correctness till the time they personally discover reality. It has got to be personal. I did, and I found a world which was vibrant, young, charismatic, and ofcourse, full of egos. The academics I came to know and respect were nice people in general - however, there is always a proportional politiicking in every aspect of human endeavour, and academic world is no different. I found that academic politicians were a tad better than the ones in the corporate world. They seemed to be better camouflaged and smarter in the way they approached the necessary evil of politics to advance their intent.

I also found absolute gems, which was not surprising. I developed good relationship in general with the several academics. A mutual sense of respect developed with almost all of them, and for most, I was a different kind of person - a “sales” guy with a bravado and corporate mannerisms - they do not normally work with people like me in an academic environment. U21G is different - it was a fusion of academic world and business world. Chemistry and explosions apart, it was a challenging world for most of us to adjust to each others’ idiosyncracies. However, it settled down once the respective “cleanliness” of the motives were understood by either side. Some sanitization was needed though.

Some lemons caused trouble on either side, and the academic ones were flavoured with the veneer of surreal respectability. Quiet battles were waged, but we all recovered to normalcy when the lemons were forced to emigrate. I always like strong, visible characters who make an impact on their surroundings, so I took a liking to such people at the beginning. However, political unraveling of intentions was strong enough to activate antennae internally and manage the situations amicably given the diplomacy sales people are accustomed to.

Well, if the above appeared to be a tough read, it was designed to be one. The experiment that we all went through was unique in the world.

Now my good academic friend, JBW, wanted to give me a farewell dinner on Friday this week. He is a sustainable economist, and his latest research publication is “Vijay Unplugged - Star of India” which he presented at a U21G Conference on 15 May 2006. It received rave reviews, not simply because of its academic quality but it also incorported for the first time a podcast type of punjabi music integrated with a powerpoint file.

JBW and his wife met myself and my wife at Raj Restaurant at Biopolis on Friday evening. JBW likes Indian Food, especially the Curries, and so I was not surprised he chose this restaurant. We had a curry attack that evening with 4 different types of side curries attacking the rotis and naans. It was absolutely delicious. We talked a lot about everything under the sun (or the lovely moon that evening), and it was simply refreshing. I came up with some new academic theories, and JBW said it was the first time I ever made some sense in my ramblings.

We then retired to the coffee shop across from Raj, and then had some photo shoot. Not exactly great kind of photos, but something is better than nothing during these cherished moments. JBW wished me well in my endeavours, and we vowed to stay in close touch. Take a look at the photos !

JBW in a Relaxed Posture and Mood

JBW in Discussion Mode

Biopolis Lighting

Best Regards

Vijay Srinivasan
Singapore
19 May 2006

Humility Gene

I have been again on the road, and again in India for the past few days.

My company closed a major deal in the central Indian city of Hyderabad. It was amazing to see the developments that are happening in Hyderabad, which the booming economy is bringing to the city. Construction is going on all around, with new skyscrapers and highways coming up. People are optimistic about their future, with the city’s archrival, Bangalore, losing ground due to poor infrastructure.

I was puzzled with an observation during this trip (am in Mumbai currently). It was the apparent lack of boastfulness and deceit in the people that I met. They were straightforward in communicating what they wanted to accomplish, were not deliberately misleading, extremely focused, and simplistic in their behavioural approach to issues. This was very unlike the situation in most other countries that I have operated in, and was puzzling because I thought that humility is not one of the virtues in the current economic scenario in India with people making huge amounts of money. It is only too well known that Indians are argumentative ad nauseum on all issues, whether these matter or not to them, and are quite good in hyping up average things of existence.

Given that I have been in close touch with India all through my absence from the country, both socially and economically, I was a bit surprised with the new “Humility Gene” or bug that I feel is currently prevalent in the society. There were, ofcourse, a number of people that I know who have made significant money or are in the process of making large gains, but they appear to be taking their lives in their stride. Cars have not been upgraded, living conditions are similar to what they were five years ago, and fashion trends have not caught up with the West (I am not talking here about the fashion trends of the upmarket socialites and the traditional party-going glitterati).

The business people were simple, though very successful, not ostentatious at all in any respect. This is very different from Singapore or Hong Kong, or even Malaysia, where successful people stand apart and do not integrate with the society at large. Many successful people that you meet in India would have made millions but do not appear to have done so, or appear not to be too influenced by wealth and its apparent strappings. They are not driving Porsches (except to a limited extent in Mumbai), and are perfectly happy in their simple surroundings. In fact, I saw a zeal in many of them, trying to make the most out of the opportunities that India is throwing up today.

Such a “humility” in successful people is hard to understand, but I believe that this is a result of the upbringing in conservative and morally upright family environs in the upper middle class strata of the society. Parents play a large part in controlling and managing their children right up to the marriageable age. It’s a God-fearing society at large. Many of the upper middle class people have been successful abroad, in the U.S., Singapore, Hong Kong, U.K., or elsewhere. There is a sense of balance attained as one always balances the reality of Indian livelihood with the Westernized success stories which abound all around. Such a sense of balance combined with the fundamental principles on which the society is based even today, does not allow one to flaunt new-found wealth in a material manner.

I am not sure how the society will progress from here, what directions it will take to achieve the developed country status in the next 15 to 20 years’ time frame. I am given to understand that societal and family links are under strain due to the BPO culture of quick romancing and quicker disillusionment without permanent loyalties towards one’s employer, mates, friends, etc., Young people are finding new independence from their homes and parents, and are continuously exposed to Western-style advertising and products. Where such rapid Westernisation would lead Indian society, one is not able to fathom, but the signals are there if one can see what is happening in the Chinese society. China is essentially a Confucian society undergoing transformation in more or less the same manner as India. The progress in China has been much more rapid though, and flaunting of wealth is considered to be fashionable. The society reveres success in all its dimensions, be it cars or houses, or influence.

It would be very interesting to study both societies and compare the societal developments and the impact that youngsters are having. In India, the impact of young people is going to be hugely significant, as more than 58% of Indian population is under 25 years old.

That’s for now, think about the Humility Gene and drop me a line or two.

Cheers,

VIJAY SRINIVASAN
Camp - Mumbai/INDIA
20 March 2006

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“Bangalored”

I was on the road in India for the past 8 days, and visited Bangalore and New Delhi on business.

Bangalore is an interesting place. When I started my career in this city in 1982, it was one of the best cities in India to live and retire. In fact, Bangalore was a famous choice for army retirees. It was and is a cosmopolitan city with many different ethnic groups mingling amicably in verdant settings. I used to go around in my Bajaj Chetak Scooter those days, when even owning a scooter or motorcycle (bike) was rare amongst the early twenties crowd. I was working for a Public Sector (Government of India owned) company as an Engineer, and as a bachelor enjoyed considerable freedom. I lived with three other folks working for the same company, and on Saturday afternoon two scooters and a motorbike would whizz towards the arterial M.G. (Mahatma Gandhi) Road in search of adventure ! We would generally walk around, see a movie, have a nice Andhra dinner, and then go to Lakeview for icecreams. Many a time we would walk into Gangarams Book Bureau which is still one of the largest book stores in Bangalore. The air would be crisp, with hardly any pollution, and we could see greenery all around.

Alas, that’s a past unlikely to recur again. Now it is all pollution, all around. There are thousands of cars cramming the roads, which are badly maintained and get worse everytime there are rains in the city. Population has exploded, mostly people from all over the country and abroad. Unplanned growth has crippled the city on all sides. Bangalore was never supposed to be like this - it was a sleepy public sector and defence driven city with peaceful folks. Now it is full of youngsters who want to party after earning a day’s worth of salary which in most cases, is much higher than what their parents earned. More cars are coming on the road than two wheelers, it appears. Many families have two cars. Economic growth facilitated by the high-growth software export industry, and free money funded by stock options have driven the real estate prices to stratospheric heights.

The expatriate crowds prefer high-rise condominiums around the centre of the city, or gated communities of row houses in the distant suburbs which give them “space” and “freedom” from having to mix with the rest of the people. Super-sized malls are getting constructed, and all the top fashion brands of the world are now finding a place in these malls. People can find almost anything they want in these malls, without having to travel overseas to Singapore or Hong Kong. Incomes have risen all around the society, while income disparities between the highest and the lowest incomes of the society have grown manifold.

One can read the recent New York Times article on partying in Bangalore - In India’s Silicon Valley, Partying Like It’s 1999.

I had the pleasure of meeting PS and VD, two gentlemen in their early fifties and late sixties respectively at the Bangalore Golf Club for drinks. PS used to work for IBM in Singapore and is an ex-colleague, and VD is the dad of DD who is one of my colleagues. Over beer and whisky, discussions veered towards the real estate prices in Bangalore as compared to the static status of Singapore real estate, membership in prestigeous clubs in Bangalore which have risen over 10 times in the past 4 years, and religion.

Religion, ah religion ! It always has a habit of cropping up more often than not these days. I did mention about my spiritual partnership with DD and a few others in Singapore, and there was a look of disdain - in both PS and VD’s faces. PS joked saying that I did not know anything about any religion, including Hinduism. I agreed. VD said that it is critical to first know one’s own religion in depth, and suggested I look at the Vedas and the Upaanishads. Both of them listened patiently to my latest discovery of outsourcing in religious discovery, and had polite hints of sarcasm tinged in their smiles.

The drinks were great, the company was fantastic, and the ambience was unbeatable. We then decided to proceed for dinner at Hotel Atria, which was an elegant hotel with nice restaurants. We ended the day with good wine and excellent Chinese food.

The next day, I had the pleasure of accompanying HL and SS to TAIKA, a famous bar on Church Street in Bangalore. We have had a long day ending with a customer call on M.G. Road. We walked towards Church Street which is parallel to M.G. Road. HL is an adventourous Australian woman and did not flinch a bit at all when SS and myself pointed out the open manholes on the pavement of Church Street. It would be perfectly correct to assume that your unassuming colleague or friend would have disappeared into one of these manholes if you turned around and suddenly don’t find him/her ! HL was surprised with the beautifully appointed Taika bar and the quality of food served there. The contrast is there for all to see, and the resilient Bangalore moves on into another day of excitement !

Good Week ahead folks,

VIJAY SRINIVASAN
Singapore

12th March 2006

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Cars, Road Rage and Character

BMW

In keeping with the brownian motion of my thoughts, I decided to write about car drivers in the fine city of Singapore where I have lived for the past 12.5 years, and have switched 3 cars in this period. Science-challenged folks reading this post are invited to read about Brownian motion theory at Brownian Motion.

When a nation arrives at economically developed status in a short span of less than 20 years, as Singapore did between independence in 1965 and the mid-eighties, people around the world just marvelled at the focused governance and economic management of a city-state which was basically marshland in most areas in the early sixties. The population had a rapid rise from a few hundred dollars in GDP per capita to more than 20,000 dollars GDP per capita, bringing alongside general well-being in material wealth all around. Cars were especially symbolic of this phenomenon, though only one of the 5 “C”s that were chased in the pursuit of status recognition in Singapore society during the late eighties and nineties - these being, Cash, Credit Card, Country Club, Cars, and Condominium !

When I arrived in September 1993 (incidentally, I moved from Kuala Lumpur where I had lived for couple of years by that time), I drove into Singapore in my Proton Saga 1.3L manual car, made by Proton of Malaysia. I was just amazed at the skyscrapers along ECP, being tall condominiums, and had to struggle to keep my eyes on the traffic. The roads were fabulous, even better than Malaysia’s roads - and the traffic was orderly to my untrained eyes. I saw new cars all around me and I wondered “where were all the old cars ?”. Little did I realise that Singapore moves faster than Malaysia, and it was already an economic powerhouse, and had strange car ownership rules to keep the roads shiny with new cars. In India where I came from, cars are forever - you buy a car, and it stayed with you throughout your life, and still ran well even though the dies that were used to engineer the car were as old as independent India. But I soon found that in Singapore, you can’t be too emotional about any purchases, let alone your own car. Cars had a fixed life here, and after that life of 10 years, you either scrap the car or buy a piece of paper which would let you keep the car either for another 5 or 10 years. The government also levied additional road tax on such cars, making it uneconomical for most car users to own older cars, except for the well-heeled ones who decided to keep their emotional affinity with their older cars for their lives.

Obviously, I had to return to KL and dispose off my Proton car (WCP 8730), though nostalgically reminiscing my first days driving that car around KL and outside KL during weekends. It was a good, well-made Mitsubishi model car, with very less maintenance problems. I sold it for a good price, given the waiting time for new Proton cars !

I could not stay for long in Singapore without a car - I did use the bus system and the MRT in the early days - but the car bug bit me strong. What shocked me were the sticker prices on new cars - it was 1994 - which I thought were ridiculous by any measure. So, I decided to go look for a second-hand car. The usual classified shopping finally led me to an expert salesman who sold me a Nissan Pulsar with very little effort. My wife witnessed my purchasing behaviour, and warned me to be more circumspect in future, because she was not happy with the high-pressure sales tactics used by the salesman, and doubted that the price was inflated. I belatedly learnt that I paid a couple of thousand dollars more than I should have done, and also found that the colour of the car was wrong for a person working in a corporate organisation - it was red, I liked it, but Singapore was uptight and straight-laced in these matters - I learnt from my friends only housing contractors drive red cars. While I am normally a person not given to such innuendos, I had to worry about my acceptability in a society where I had come to make my life afresh. I could not liquidate the car so soon, but was careful in its use so as not to show it off. It was a decent car, and did well on mileage. Some minor maintenance problems were there, but none major.

During this period, I found that Singaporeans were not good drivers - it might sound strange coming from a person like me from India where the road manners and road conditions were horrible, to say the least. However, my expectation of a developed country was just that - I was shocked to see behaviour on roads in Singapore that was inconsitent with the economic status of the country. I saw order in Australian and American roads, but not in Singapore roads. People were not courteous, and assumed that if you wish to move to the right (we drive on the left side of the road) it must be because you wish to overtake, just to be one car ahead. If you wish to move to the left so as to exit from a highway, the drivers blocked you, many times forcing you to “hang” in the second left lane waiting for a break. If you raced a bit, meaning go fast, all others around you joined the race. I encountered very strange behaviour, such as cars you had overtaken for some reason, followed you wherever you went ultimately, and gave an eerie purr before leaving you in the dust. I was left wondering whether I had arrived in a country full of race car tracks and race car drivers, who followed no rules.

It was little wonder then that I saw government imposing strict restrictions on road usage and traffic control all over the island. It never ceased to amaze me that the road conditions in Singapore were constantly undergoing change, hopefully for the better, all through the years. One innovation which captured my attention was the “B” signal for public buses, which allowed them to move ahead of the rest of the traffic at key junctions. The pedestrian crossing was one place wherein I saw most Singapore car drivers showed their best behaviour, even till date. They slowed down, sometimes intimidated by the flashing yellow lights, and sometimes reminded by the fines imposed by traffic police, which were always well covered in the local press.

The time for my next car purchase just happened on its own - again, men are quite impulsive when it comes to cars - and I had this economically unaffordable fascination for BMW, without really knowing that they are a strange bunch of animals with their own brains and hearts. And, when a BMW 520i came in beautiful marble white colour from a friend and colleague at IBM who was moving to the U.S.A., I thought it would be foolish not to ride on it for atleast a few years. So, here I was in my proud white BMW, just 8 years old ! When I first rode on it, I felt like I was driving a tank - it was heavy and drank petrol off the tap as though it was a fish out of depth. I imagined that eyes turned toward me when I cruised around, but it was probably to look at the big car making some good noise showing off its age, rather than anything else.

The beauty of the BMW was that driving speed hardly affected the ride - whether it was 50 or 120 KMPH, it was a cruise no doubt. And, if you went too close to a Japanese car, you are sure to scare him a bit. Any dent will be costly for him, while it would not affect the heavy metal that much. Given that I was a little speedy driver, I had good fun with the car till it hit my pocket book on a rainy day, completely stopping in the middle of the road with a noise which sounded like it came from a hungry camel. I was a little shaken, and thought about going to the nearest workshop, but very soon realised that mine was a BMW which nobody except the original dealer would touch. Because BMW protected its cars against tampering, endowing the cars with smart brains.

Well, here comes the famous Performance Motors, the authorised dealers for BMW. Their main objective is to figure you out in a moment, while keeping their eyes trained on potential problems in your car, while simultaneusly listing all the parts needed to fix the current problems. It did not take the supervisor there to figure out that I was a first time BMW owner. He said that the problem was indeed major, and I should have taken more care before purchasing old cars - it would be critical to have them check out the car first before buying !

Well, the bill was huge, it was more than what I had spent in the last 8 years on car maintenance/repairs. Then and there I decided to get rid of BMW for good. After a few months, I went back to the safe hands of the Japanese, purchasing the tried and tested Camry, not knowing at that time that Camry was generally bought by old managers, not people on the move upwards.

I drove my Camry as though I was driving a Ferrari. It did well, and is doing well even till now - YES ! - I am still driving the same car for the past nearly 7 years, and it is a fantastic car. My regular car workshop guy tells me even today that my Camry is a great car - it should have no problem running its full tenure of 10 years. When my office colleagues sometimes made the mistake of asking for a ride in the car while on the way to a evening get together, I made sure they never forgot the ride of their life. Seat belts were not necessary when I drove the car !

I have seen a number of instances of road rage while driving all these years in Singapore, even to the extent of threatening a life ! The courts in Singapore finally made Singaporeans realise how bad it is to display road rage, when they started imposing heavy punishments for such behaviour.

I strongly believe there is a correlation between the nouveau riche status of a society and car driving/road rage. But that stage of economic status has passed by, and Singapore is now truly an advanced country in the league of the top 10 economically advanced countries. So, the bad behaviour is moderating now. People are more considerate on the roads now, to my knowledge - my recent experiences tell me that things on the road have improved somewhat. Singaporeans have to realise they live in one of the most cosmopolitan cities in the world, and their behaviour has a direct impact on the perception of all living in Singapore. I have now learnt to drive more slowly, and I wait to let other cars pass by me, though sometimes it is not necessary. Cars indeed tell the story of a people in more ways than one.

Have a great week ahead.

VIJAY SRINIVASAN
19 Feb 2006

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Human Insensitivity and Freedom of Belief

I have referred in one of my earlier postings about conflicts which arise in this world due to differences in ideologies, religious faiths, etc., If all of us were to belong to one race or faith, then countless millions of lives would have been saved over the past couple of thousand years. People are born in this world the same way, why are there so many differences which appear to cause untold grief to normal livelihood - witness the devastation in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Sudan, and many other places.

In most cases, the grief is caused by man or irresponsible governments. And, in some cases, by Mother Nature. But as a proportion, most damage is inflicted by man. When one is responsible for the death of an innocent human being, however caused, that is reason enough to question humanity’s wisdom. When the free world’s leader says it is OK to wage war to secure democracy, in the process causing thousands of deaths, that would have been understandable in the middle ages - but not in the twenty-first century. Governments cannot hide behind fragile logic when encountering decisions affecting thousands and millions of people. They have to be answerable to their own countries’ people, and even more so, when they illegally operate outside their countries and cause misery.

There are two aspects here - one is the common man’s collective conscience - which is the same all around the world. Whether you belong to the most prosperous, most powerful country in the world, or the poorest country, man’s conscience is the same. Most of the time, man is powerless in his individual capacity. The collective conscience and responsibility of man needs expression, and I guess in almost all instances of injustice around the world, it would be similar in its expression - against the injustice and for going out to help the victims. In the case of natural disasters, we have seen man raising from his humble existence and going ahead of the governments to help victims - witness the outpouring of assistance during the Tsunami in December 2004.

The other aspect is the impact of one’s beliefs and faith - again here, the common man wins. Irrespective of the faith you belong to, you would have felt the pain while reading the atrocities in Iraqi prisons, or the denial of hearing to prisoners held at Gitmo, or extension of house arrest of Ang San Suu Kyi in Myanmar - there are hundreds of examples in today’s world where educated people read unbelievable happenings in what they thought was a modern world with less injustice than when they were born.

This does not go to say that intolerance and hate do not exist in the world today. They do, but do not raise their ugly head unless instigated. This is what happened with the infamous cartoon row in European newspapers. Humans are normally good, conscientious folks in my opinion (may be like most of us, I only get to meet the good ones, or know how to differentiate the lemons from the apples). However, you would not like unnecessary intrusion into your house. You would like to preserve your faith, beliefs, relationships the way you like it. This is called religious “freedom”, or just “freedom to believe” what you think is the correct thing.

Once instigated, the ugly head of intolerance deteriorates into something which is irretrievable - hatred of the other humans. This leads to amplified insensitivity and breakdown of community relations, affecting the larger society. I would argue that people responsible for creation of such hatred, irrespective of their own position in society, whether they are academician or journalist or politician, be put behind bars and asked to do community service. The fourth estate would have failed in its global responsibility if it does not adhere to self-imposed guidelines. In the absence of such adherence, the provacation caused by the cartoons should only be equated to false alarms on terrorist attacks.

I again go back to the “insensitive” governments I referred to earlier in this post - when man becomes insensitive due to overt provocation as in the example above, I cannot but resist comparing the loss of human dignity in the process with the falsified attacks on human lives caused by governments who justify anything they do on the basis of national security. Don’t these same governments argue that press freedom should be curtailed when it comes to matters of security and leaks should be investigated ? The rationale for the comparison of “insensitive” governance and “insensitive” human behaviour is clear. They ultimately lead to more misery and chaos for humankind all around the world.

There is also a parallel comparison here to “thought control” mechanisms adopted during the Cold War era. If you are unfortunate enough to be on the Communist side of the Iron Curtain, then you would have found that it does not matter what you believe in - communists controlled your thoughts and beliefs. No free expression was allowed or tolerated. For more than four decades millions of people suffered in the “thought control” regimes, and some continue to do so even today. When insensitive governments resort to “thought expression policing” even today, why not apply the same mechanism on the fourth estate ? At the end of the day, somebody has to be made responsible for the innocent deaths - if these are caused deliberately, then accountability has to be squarely placed on the instigators. Western governments cannot, and should not, hide behind the journalistic freedom B.S. when it comes to dealing with such crimes.

The world is even more integrated today than it was just ten years ago, and implications of one’s ideas, thoughts, and expressions, have almost immediate impact around the world due to technological advances which bring the connectivity even to your car today. So, both governments and individuals have to become increasingly sensitive to things which might hurt, destroy, and kill other humans. And, finally, they have to own up responsibility for what they do - after all, we are talking about something which causes misery, harm, and deaths. Accountability is key, and governments should face facts, not just blabber about globalization in international meetings and then go impotent when dealing with crises like these.

Have a good week ahead, folks.

VIJAY SRINIVASAN
Singapore

Sunday 12 Feb, 2006

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