Courtesy: Shyam, my IIM-B Classmate

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the
building standing. It’s called the stock market – Jay Leno

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now
being called Wal Mart Street – Jay Leno

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The
pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

4. What’s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las
Vegas and an investment banker ? A tie!

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left
side nothing’s right and on the right side nothing’s left.

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show,
if you get any e mails from Washington asking for money, it’s a scam.
Don’t fall for it – Jay Leno

7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his
favourite candy bar – Jay Leno

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Obama’s copy is even
thicker. They had to include pictures – Jay Leno

9. President Obama’s response was to support some small business
owners in America. The small business owners are General Motors,
General Electric and Century 21. – Jay Leno

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my
cheques is returned stamped ‘insufficient funds’. I won’t know
whether that refers to mine or the bank’s.

Courtesy: Shyam, my IIM-B Classmate


Vijay Srinivasan
10th December 2011


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