Hilarious Laws


Courtesy: My Spouse

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools and colleges:

LAW OF EQUALITY

The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by her husband to call when he says ‘I’ll call you in 5 minutes!’

LAW OF QUEUE

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now

LAW OF TELEPHONE

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

BATH THEOREM

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with

LAW OF THE RESULT

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will

LAW OF BIO MECHANICS

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

THEATRE RULE

“People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last”

LAW OF COFFEE

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, you will be asked to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

LAW OF PROPOSAL

After you accept a proposal, you will get a better one………

Ha Ha Ha

Courtesy: My Spouse

Cheers and Merry Christmas to all

Vijay Srinivasan
25th December 2013

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