On Married Life


Courtesy: Shyam, my IIM-B Classmate

Prize winning message of the year-
A husband went to the police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Husband :
-I lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet.

Inspector :
-What is her height ?

Husband:
-I never noticed.

Inspector :
-Slim or healthy ?.

Husband:
-Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector :
-Colour of eyes ?

Husband :
-Never noticed.

Inspector :
-Colour of hair ?

Husband :
-Changes according to season.

Inspector :
-What was she wearing ?

Husband :
-Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector :
-Was she going in a car ???

Husband :
-yes.

Inspector :
-tell me the number, name & color of the car ?………….

Husband :
– black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission
with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch
on the front left door.
…….and

then the husband started crying………

Inspector:
-Don’t worry sir,………We will find your car… 

Courtesy: Shyam, my IIM-B Classmate

Cheers,

Vijay Srinivasan
6th April 2014

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